Yo Mama's so stupid I told her drinks were on the house... So she got a ladder...
Old Jokes
Yo Mama's so old her social security number is 1.
Yo Mama's so old she still owes Moses a dollar.
Yo Mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo Mama's so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark..
Yo Mama's so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo Mama's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so fat she makes Jupiter look small.
Yo Mama's so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled "Land Ahoy!"
Yo Mama's so fat her BMI is measured in millions.
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says "to be continued..."
Yo Mama's so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
Yo Mama's so stupid she locked herself in her motorcycle.
Yo Mama's so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and nearly starved to death.
Yo momma's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu. Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund. Yo momma's so ugly, American express left home without her. Yo momma's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world. Yo momma's is so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she said "hey, these walls isn't green." Yo momma's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "No professionals!" Yo momma's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch. Yo momma's is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer. Yo momma's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out. Yo momma's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch. Yo momma's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery Yo momma's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl. Yo momma's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved! Yo momma's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat out the way first! Yo momma's so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target. Yo momma's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo momma's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test. Yo momma's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the street she said she was moving. Yo momma's so old when I told her to act her age, she died. Yo momma's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good. Yo momma's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her. Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out. Yo momma's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales. Yo' momma's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone! Yo momma's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek. Yo momma's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind! Yo momma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! Yo' momma's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair. Yo momma's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps! Yo' momma's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps. Yo' momma so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample! Yo momma's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued...". Yo momma's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please". Yo momma's so fat she sweats mayonnaise! Yo momma's so big, her belly button has an echo. Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas. Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol. Yo momma's so fat, she held up her stockings with hula-hoops. Yo momma's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon. Yo momma's so stupid, she climbed up a tree talking about branch management. Yo momma's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!". Yo momma's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi. Yo momma's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaur. Yo momma's so fat, when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard! Yo momma's so fat, she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin. Yo momma's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo momma's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us. Yo momma's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her! Yo momma's so poor, she stands outside Kentucky fried chicken and licks other peoples fingers!!!! Yo momma's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world. Yo momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book. Yo momma's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up. Yo momma's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics. Yo momma's breath is so foul, she uses a lynx as a breath freshener. Yo momma's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain. Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo momma's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party. Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite. Yo momma's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks Yo momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone Yo mamma's so poor when she walks in the front door of her house, she walks out the back. Yo mamma's so stupid she sold the car to buy gas. Yo mamma's so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch. Yo mamma's so fat she has her own gravitational field.